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Although Allison actually witnessed this series of events; she chose not to write about it; you'll understand why. So here it is via instant message that I received:

Allison: Hey, you there?

John: Yup

Allison: So JGray just came out of the bathroom and told me that his thumb smelled like poop

John: Huh?

Allison: Exactly, so I asked him why his thumb smelled like poop and he responded 'Well Mommy, its because I put my thumb in my butt'

John: LOL, Why did he do that?

Allison: He told me that it fit there.

In summary, while I am hard at work all day my son is just sitting around with his thumb up his butt. Hopefully this is not a sign of things to come.